{"id":145,"date":"2015-10-10T19:24:59","date_gmt":"2015-10-10T19:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/?p=145"},"modified":"2016-02-20T18:02:40","modified_gmt":"2016-02-20T18:02:40","slug":"tutis-blog-2-ground-rules-for-the-carers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/tutis-blog-2-ground-rules-for-the-carers\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuti\u2019s Blog #2 &#8211; Ground Rules for The Carers"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Ground Rules for The Carers<\/h2>\n<p>From the get-go I had to dictate some serious ground rules for The Carers. No picking up and hugging; no sitting on laps; no petting if I don\u2019t feel like it; no playing Mister Nice Guy with Visitors; and no other cat persons in MY garden. I can smell when they have been scratching around in my dirt and I assure you it is not Chanel Chance Eau Fraiche. The Carers suspect I\u2019m autistic just because I don\u2019t act like a servile dog, always doing tricks for favours. The latest pathetic research by Humans on feline psychology is that, unlike dogs, which are easy to fool, we simply \u2018domesticated\u2019 ourselves when the Ancient Humans\u2019 grain stores attracted juicy rats and mice. Well, this might be true, but the rest is, of course, utter rubbish; we have simply preserved our feline dignity and there is a limit to how much \u2018domestication\u2019 we will tolerate. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ground Rules for The Carers From the get-go I had to dictate some serious ground rules for The Carers. No picking up and hugging; no sitting on laps; no petting if I don\u2019t feel like it; no playing Mister Nice Guy with Visitors; and no other cat persons in MY garden. I can smell when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":911,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"yst_prominent_words":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jeanfisher.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}