Today I ran out of the front door and across the road. I was a bit distracted by one of those Visitors, and had a momentary desire to see the Wide World. What a mistake! What a hue and cry The Carers set up, waving their arms about and rushing after me so that I got into such a tizz I didn\u2019t know whether I was coming or going. Eventually, I got my bearings \u2013 I know my way around here without the aid of GPS! \u2013 and streaked back across the road. With legs bent and stomach scraping the ground (trying to be as invisible as possible, you understand, lest you think me quite cowardly), I finally slithered through the park gate and jumped back up onto the garden wall. True, I was lucky that no motorised monsters appeared on the road during my little excursion, otherwise I might well have been catmince and not lived to tell the tale. By the way, if I ever do get \u2018lost\u2019, I have a \u2018chip\u2019, and a small amber spot in my right iris so you can tell it is ME. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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