An Hypothesis – Dear Bloggers, here’s an interesting fact (well, for me anyway): There is a high affelinity between famous Human writers and cat persons. I am not going to itemise all of them – you can look them up for yourselves. So I am tempted to advance the following hypothesis: It is the cat […]
Tuti’s Blog #36 – Feline Curiosity
Feline Curiosity – Well, now that I have complete run of the computer I have decided to do a bit of Net surfing myself. And before you shout ‘Curiosity killed the cat!, let me remind you that, according to impeccable Wiki wisdom, there is a little known ending that goes, ‘but satisfaction brought it back.’ […]
Tuti’s Blog #35 – Corporate Mice
Corporate Mice – Here’s yet another of those Human person sayings that steal our cat person personalities: ‘When the cat’s away the mice will play.’ There may be some truth in this. I don’t wish to belabour the point, but our Houses of Parliament are overrun with corpulent corporate mice persons corrupting our democracy, and […]
Tuti’s Blog #34 – Homeless
Homeless – Following on from the last blog: needless to say, things are getting a bit fraught, everyone being in a state of disarray an’all. I have considered moving out, but accommodation in this city has become totally unaffordable unless you are a member of the wealthy 1pc; and feline social services have practically dried […]
Tuti’s Blog #33 – Commodes
Commodes – My worst nightmare!! Builder persons are back in the house with a lot of screeching machinery that sounds like being trapped in a tin box with a mob of magpies. It means that I am stuck in the old Carer’s room with my litter box and biscuit bowl and I am not allowed […]
Tuti’s Blog #32 – Bananas
I heard them having a discussion about bananas. The young Carer laughs at the way the Humans over here eat bananas by tearing the skin away from the stalk end. Where I come from, he says, we cut the other end and use the stalk to hold the banana, obviously. Well, retorted the old Carer, […]