Macavity Behind the Computer These days I like to sit on the old Carer’s desk where it’s quite warm whilst she is working on her computer. But I got a shock recently. There was suddenly a cat person screeching by my ear. I leapt up to look behind the computer to see who this intruder […]
Tuti’s Blog #13 – My Daily Schedule
My little world is spatially organised with assiduous care: I mark out the territory by rubbing my face and whiskers against my favourite objects, and like to do a tour round the house and garden, sometimes insisting the old Carer accompanies me to remind her whose place this is. What these Humans don’t realise is […]
Tuti’s Blog #12 – Cat Bullies
Bullies The main cat person bullies in the neighbourhood are a Ginger Tom (what a stereotype!) and a Tabby female who must have been spayed as I don’t find her the least bit attractive and object to her sneaking into my territory when I’m not looking. I have a nick in my right ear where […]
Tuti’s Blog #11 – Hissing
Further vocalisations: a plaintive ‘mewling’ specifically to sound pathetic to avoid trips to the vet, without – I must add – any success as yet. Then there’s the clacking teeth reserved for birds; and the hissing for cat person intruders in the garden, to be accompanied by a threatening sideways skip and bushed-out tail. I […]
Tuti’s Blog #10 – Car Person language
It was quite a struggle to teach The Carers cat person language. These Humans are quite arrogant in their dismissal of the intelligence of non-Humans. Sometimes I like to act dumb just to lull them into their complacency, and then spring some marvellous philosophical concept – for which, of course, they take all the credit. […]
Tuti’s Blog #9 – Gossips
Gossips However, to get back to the garden wall: I became alarmed at the number of times some Human would try to pull me off the wall – I am quite handsome, if I say so myself. But I suspect their intentions are not related to my fine feline figure. I heard so many stories […]